SnorgTees Hottie Share definition Flag A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell. That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie. SnorgTees Hottie by MikeBigD July 23, 2010 Get the SnorgTees Hottie mug.