Snides

to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.

Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.

by dubb pete August 19, 2010

Snides

The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."

Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard July 31, 2010

Snides

One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.

Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."

by fuckpaultoo August 26, 2010

Snides

The end pieces of a loaf of bread.

Also, a sandwich made of two of said pieces and only mayonnaise.

Friend 1: "Yo dude, are you gonna eat that Snides piece?"
Friend 2: "Nah, man. You can have it. I don't like my bread too oxidized."

by yellowhootrammajamma July 31, 2010

Snides

To claim credit for a now-common word or phrase usage that either clearly belongs to the public domain and only recently became popular by random group adoption and proliferation, or that was actually brought into vogue by someone else. This usually occurs when the word/phrase's acceptance happened too long ago for anybody to have a clear enough memory of its adoption to refute the claim of invention/primary adoption. Also, one who makes such erroneous claims.

Friend 1: "I feel like I pretty much invented the phrase 'I feel like'"
Friend 2: "You can't "invent" 'I feel like.' Way to Snides that shit.
Friend 1: "Nah. I also started "I mean."
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard September 9, 2010

Snide!

due to the snide manor of sam, the word snide no longer has a meaning. snide can be used whenever or whereever it is needed, wether it be an insult or a big up.
the word snide is most commenly used by follet and can be heard being reggurgated about 6x per minute on average.

basically; snide is a substitue for any word in any context.

joni: aryt sam
sam: snide!
joni: hows that bacon butty?
sam: tbh doh, its propa snide!
joni: oh ryt need more mayo?
sam: yea defo needs mayo, but not on the bun tho, on the snide! llllllllollllllollllll

by joni_joni May 28, 2008

snide

Stolen/counterfit, sold outside jobcentre, magistrates or outta some bastads boot.

"Those bensons you sold me were they snide?"
"yemman"
"taste like shit, gimme my dollars back".

by El Cholo March 4, 2004