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shelmerdine
when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
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Selma
She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.
Selma by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020
Selma
The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Like LIL MAMAA, She cute. She’s a keeper. Always happy and has the cutest smile that you could stare at all day. Best person to talk to and text for hours. Pretty competitive, and is also really cute when she gets mad. She’s the girl that would be a perfect girlfriend and would be your best friend.
Jack: Didn’t you have a thing with Selma?
Eric: Yeah, damn I miss her she was Perfect
Jack: Sounds like Selma
Eric: Yeah, damn I miss her she was Perfect
Jack: Sounds like Selma
Selma by Idkwhattosay321 June 4, 2018
shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger
The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019
stelmaszek
The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.
stelmaszek by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017
Shelmith
A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.
Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.
Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026