Snelm

The top part of the condom that was ripped off and put on the penis, and used as a condom.

All i had left over was this snelm, so i used it.

by fourpac May 27, 2009

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

by bombasquat September 22, 2010

Selma

She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.

Person A: I met the most beautiful girl the other day
Person B: Was it Selma?
Person A: Yes.

by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020

Selma

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Like LIL MAMAA, She cute. She’s a keeper. Always happy and has the cutest smile that you could stare at all day. Best person to talk to and text for hours. Pretty competitive, and is also really cute when she gets mad. She’s the girl that would be a perfect girlfriend and would be your best friend.

Jack: Didn’t you have a thing with Selma?

Eric: Yeah, damn I miss her she was Perfect

Jack: Sounds like Selma

by Idkwhattosay321 June 4, 2018

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

by McBikmik April 30, 2019

stelmaszek

The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.

"What's your last name?"
"Stelmaszek"
"Stel... what???"

by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017

Shelmith

A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.

Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.

Oh, I love Shelmith so much; she's one of the kindest girls I have met.

by Higuain November 8, 2021