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Sneaky Fingers

Sneaky Fingers is referred to someone that uses there fingers to do un-catholic things to people, Sneaky fingers can also be referred to someone who doesn't give a fuck about rules and just does whatever they want to someone.
"damn andrew has sneaky fingers with madi"
"lol alex your never gonna use your sneaky fingers"
"alex you used your sneaky fingers with your cousin"
"yeah baby come on give me ur sneaky fingers"
Sneaky Fingers by SUCKMYASAPCOCKY January 19, 2018
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sneaky finger

The action of inserting a digit into an orifice (usually the vagina, but sometimes the anus) unexpectedly.
I couldn't resist giving Sarah the sneaky finger; that short skirt was too tempting.
sneaky finger by Llowell June 27, 2005

sneaky finger

When a tranny sneaks her finger into your butt.
I'm gonna give him a real good sneaky finger.
sneaky finger by Butt buster July 18, 2017

Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?
Sneaky Finger by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022

Sneaky Chinese Finger Link 

When two people are fucking someone they don’t want anyone to know about.
Me and my bf invited our Sneaky Chinese Finger Link over last night.
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