The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).
"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."
by snailing November 7, 2014
To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.
This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.
This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.
1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"
2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"
2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"
by Lil Conus July 17, 2020
When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.
Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
by Underground Boy October 11, 2004
When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.
by Sexehhh January 2, 2009
"Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."
by oh?_on_jah? June 7, 2019