Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
by SmnBjerre December 02, 2009

Streaks on a man's sheets or comforter left by the gooey secretions of a female's vaginal lips from the previous night's sexual encounter.
by kikdcat July 17, 2016

Snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the vagina when a woman is excited. A snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is horny and sitting down.
by Bizob February 09, 2003

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 09, 2021

by larson18 December 25, 2007

snail tracking is a sexual activity in which a girl passes her pussy over a guys face and leaves a trace of slime. pretty much everyday thing but a nice new name for it though...
by jogurtek October 27, 2008

Smearing vagina juice on the face of someone. The female version of tea bag, except more wet and insulting.
Jenna just snail tracked Jim in the face while he was sleeping. She also had a yeast infection! Damn, Jim just got owned.
by Ragnarokx October 27, 2008
