Smoky Mountain

Taking a break from any type of work while consuming a cigarette and any sort of Mountain Dew product.

Person A: "Where's Joe?"

Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.

by TheWD August 1, 2010

Smoky mountain high school

The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.

Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?

by TasteOfSyn June 1, 2011

Smoky Mountain Fountain

(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"

(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.

1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.

2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!

by Mojo672 July 3, 2007

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

Westgate smoky mountain resort

Hell

dude, im going to hell today

oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?

yea

by Jamie Brooks October 15, 2008

Smokey mountain high school

Pretty gay

Drug problem
Fat ass
Teen pregnancy

That sums it up

-love Swain

If you go to Smokey mountain high school your not going to live past 30

by YeezyEthan February 15, 2018

Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.

My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

by smokemountain12 December 13, 2022