Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

Smoking Dick

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.

Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.

by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018

Smoking dick

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011