GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
by BUCKWYLD June 11, 2009
the act of farting while people are walking behind you
therefore causing them to walk into the smell
therefore causing them to walk into the smell
by ftbllvr73 May 27, 2009
As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.
by chad'srockergrrrll September 05, 2011
n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
by chagrin94 September 19, 2005
by World War 2 Carl December 15, 2020
A crafty method used by a manipulative person in power (usually a corrupt politician) in order to pacify and beguile potential opponents and resistors into error and prevent them from thinking about and figuring out whatβs really going on in the world around them.
See also: sleep learning
See also: sleep learning
Sports and other Entertainments are Smokescreens in the Western world.
by MysticNeon November 27, 2020
Jan 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose