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smoke pole 

hey ya wanna smoke my pole?
smoke pole by Anonymous January 17, 2003

smoke pole 

To suck cock, mostly big cocks
Billy"Hey Grant Shepardson, why do you like to smoke pole?"

Grant" Because im a huge fag."
smoke pole by Chief Hugecock July 3, 2010

smoke your pole 

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.
"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"
smoke your pole by buzz90 September 6, 2007

Smoke a pole 

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult
tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.
Smoke a pole by geeber101 October 10, 2011

smoke a pole 

smoke a pole by Anonymous November 20, 2001

smoke my pole 

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.
"Haziz, smoke my pole."
smoke my pole by Me132 January 11, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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