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Smoke Monkey 

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City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.
Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.
Smoke Monkey by Snowcaller September 3, 2014
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Smoke monkey 

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An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.
The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.
Smoke monkey by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

smoke monkey 

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a stoner that smokes too much weed and tries to wrangle more people into being a smoke monkey...
"dude there's a smoke monkey after me!"
smoke monkey by amesdale October 16, 2008

Smoke Monkey 

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City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.
Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.
Smoke Monkey by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

Smoke Monkey 

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Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them
Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s
Smoke Monkey by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024

smoke monkey bowl 

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to suck dick.
monkey bowl: a dick
"u wanna go smoke monkey bowl after school" asked Cisco
smoke monkey bowl by ryan* January 31, 2008

Smoke Monkeys 

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Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.
I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.
Smoke Monkeys by MedHomer June 9, 2024
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