When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.
"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."
by smashthepasties September 3, 2014
Get the Smashed that Pasty mug.
Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
by Marc P September 21, 2008
Get the Smash Ya Pasty mug.
the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.
Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"
by Phil the Pastie Smasher January 21, 2003
Get the smash my pastie mug.
im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,
by fumper69 December 22, 2009
Get the smash your pasty mug.
I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.
"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
by Megaross March 26, 2010
Get the I'd smash her pasty mug.