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"Smække" is a Norwegian street term for inhaling cannabis.
Hey Arlsan, would you like to "smække" with me today.
Smække by zarni May 29, 2014

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard
Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

Smacktivist 

Sarah Palin is a smacktivist. The Tea Party, the Republican party and Fox news are all smactivists.
Smacktivist by Nosmack August 29, 2010

smacktacular 

SMAK-TAK-YOU-LAR Ad-verb. - When finding the opposite sex butt sooooo nice that you are forced into action, usually resulting in a proper spanking.
Marilyn's butt is sooooo hot, I had to pop it. That thing is smacktacular.
smacktacular by Moabdibb December 26, 2009
A name given to one of the most versatile men to grace the Troposphere. The name in itself is an acronym that stands for

Sinister Man Absurdly Killing Them
but according to rumor it originates from Smakt making loud noises as he eats, no one knows; not even Smakt himself, when he was interviewed by Forbes magazine in 2009 he said "you know my body" and when asked to clarify he said "you know my physique"
"Do you know Smakt?"
"The one from NY?"
"The only one!"
smakt by Demented soul December 5, 2020

Smacktikus Buttockus 

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.
Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".
Smacktikus Buttockus by Big Wil August 18, 2006