Slowph 

A rare and aesthetic creature native to the Island State of Tasmania, Australia, Slowph's are distinguishable from other natives by their long lashes and immaculate facial features.

A Slowph's diet consists predominantly of pre-prepared Tex-Mex style delicacies, although Slowph's will hoard frozen cheese and cans of refried beans in case of emergencies. A Slowph's favorite activity is sleeping in a Slowph Den although the cuds and scratchies in her den are also welcome. Generally a gentle and loving creature, Slowph's become aggressive when a threat is perceived and will defend themselves vigorously.

C'est une Slowphet forte et indépendante. There's a Slowph in my life, I'm gonna make her my wife.

Slowph by ATW91 September 9, 2018

Slowp 

A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.

"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."

Slowp by TFE September 15, 2007

Slowsh 

Commonly used in proper cushdy old travellers town of Maidstone, Kent my mothers loife, slowsh refers to the following:

1. An alternate word for slag or slut etc.

2. A word used to describe shagging a slowsh.

1. 'Look at that dirty old slowsh bag'.

2. 'I'm gonna slowsh the shit out of your Mum you old shit cunt'.

Slowsh by Slowsher December 9, 2009

Sloph 

Slow phone.

The most highly regarded term an SLC agent can receive.

This one word will instantly brighten your day, especially on your darkest of days.
ALMOST impossible to turn down, some even call it call center crack.
DO NOT MESSAGE OR EMAIL ASKING FOR IT, YOU WILL GET IT WHEN WE CAN

"All aboard the SLOPH train! She departs in 5min!"
"Ayo, you tryna SLOPH it up?"
Incorrect usage: "Hey WFM, I'll take a SLOPH when possible"
"Hey WFM, can I get a SLOPH?"

Sloph by LysergicBumo October 9, 2021

slowth 

Slowness. Generally sloth-like behavior, especially of computers or co-workers.

Caution: installation of too many Firefox add-ons may induce slowth.

slowth by dml February 12, 2007

Slowth 

A suggestion of a cyst or tumor growing on the brain that causes symptoms of retardation or Down Syndrome.

Adrian came to work and got shit wrong all day. He may have a slowth feeding upon his brain.

Slowth by Bologna_Skins May 13, 2011

slowch monkey 

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

slowch monkey by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018