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Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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