Sloppy Shake

Scientific name shakus sloppius. A mammal known for abusive beer pong and loud, low frequency vibrations known as "knock". Usually found in the vicinity of Beast Ice and plastic cups, this creature can turn any party into a sloppy ass mess.

Synonym: The sloppiest motherfucker on campus.

"Did you hear about the kid that peed on my stereo?"

"Ya dude, that's Sloppy Shake."