sloppy sam

When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam

Aw I just did a sloppy Sam

by JakenBacon 1939 March 22, 2017

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

Uncle Sloppy Sam

giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem

For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam

by TruGun October 8, 2011

Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.

Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.

by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009

sloppy sammi

When you get your friend a blowy joey from and nasty chick named Sammi/Sammy

We told Fox he was getting a sloppy sammi tonight

by Erusll August 31, 2017

Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.

Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.

by Torbert February 10, 2018

samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy

When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy

Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

Sean-“what’s that?

Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”

by The Sneaky Man May 27, 2019