Slock

Surprising. Lack. Of. Common. Knowledge. When an adult is complete ignorant to information that is considered common knowledge by the vast majority of other adults.

45 year old Jennifer just had a slock where she never knew what the hazard light button in a car was for.

by Jaavis January 15, 2021

Slock

A male slut, a combination of Slut and Jock.

He is such a slock, he slept with 12 girls last week.

by Double R January 5, 2006

slock

(prison slang, combination of sock/lock) 1. n. A common prison weapon consisting often of one or more padlocks or combination locks placed in a sock, which is then used like a club to beat someone.
2. v.t./v.i. To beat (someone) in this manner.

Bubba took that slock of his and gave Pee Wee a beatdown.

by LtCmdrData August 27, 2006

Slocked

The term for when something goes completely FUBAR in relation to a blockchain smart contract, resulting in destruction of everything in sight. The classic example is the first ever slocking: when the Ethereum DAO smart contract was hacked and wrecked havoc in the smart contract space for months on end.

Damn, did you see that crappy smart contract Billy wrote? He left a bug in that allowed a Russian hacker to drain his kid's college fund - dude got absolutely slocked, it was painful to watch.

by Daniel Buchner July 27, 2016

slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating

You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!

by Linking December 17, 2017

Slocked

Refers to a pipe or drainage system that has been blocked because it has a sock jammed in it

Rhys was home alone so he decided to jack off in the kitchen, and noticed that the kitchen sink was slocked

by Susmaster July 4, 2009

Slocks

Wearing slides with socks.

“Just gotta chuck my slocks on and head to the servo for a Gatorade and some darts.”

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Feeling slack? Wear your slocks.
Going to the pub? Slides and socks.
Family dinner? Wear your slocks.
Fire and beer? Slides and socks.

by Slidesandsocks4life April 28, 2019