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when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years
"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."
by BeardedMonk November 13, 2011
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When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P
Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!
by ...-_- November 16, 2012
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The act of being penetrated from behind so quickly that the victim doesn't have time to turn and see the mans face.
Kaitlin was slendered by a mystery man in the park.

Matt: "Dude I totally slendered my girl in bed last night. Had to roll off the bed to keep her from seeing me."
by not-so-slenderman August 17, 2012
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