Slag Wellies

Ugg Boots. Footwear sported by slack-fannied chav birds with more money than dress-sense. Also known as Slut Slippers, Chav Clogs.

Yeah Kelsey, he banged me so hard up against that bus shelter, I nealy dropped me meat pie over me new Slag Wellies.

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slag wellies

British term for a pair of cheep and sleazy whore boots.

Did you see that cheap slut and the pair of slag wellies she was wearing

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Adidas superstars, worn by 99.9% of teenage girls who try to act hard

Are you wearing them slag wellies today?

Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you

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Tall,usually black,boots worn by women who are looking for one thing only.Normally sex. See Fuck me boots

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