Slackmapper

Label for a person who can't properly fold a map

"Back in my day if you couldn't fold a map right, they'd refer to you as a slackmapper"

"Those days were so oppressive they'd make fun of slackmappers in the moving pictures with "slack-face"! The hardest part is answering to your child when they ask" daddy, what's a slackmapper? "

Slackmapper by apaluq October 2, 2016

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Sacklapper

When girls lap (lick) your ball sack

Those sacklappers didn't have what I wanted

Sacklapper by DNA CBK March 23, 2017

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Slackmapper • sparkmapper

sparkmapper

A mapper who loves to make maps and do a huge spark (being famous) among the audience.

He's a sparkmapper

sparkmapper by LovelyWordFreak July 4, 2021

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SlackMaster

A SlackMaster is a person that is a professional at using the application called "slack" (which is a discord knockoff for people over the age of 40)

Gerbert Gillhberry: Yo i might be the SlackMaster not gonna lie
Normal person: fuck you

SlackMaster by slackmaster334 November 28, 2023

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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