Slackmapper

Label for a person who can't properly fold a map

"Back in my day if you couldn't fold a map right, they'd refer to you as a slackmapper"

"Those days were so oppressive they'd make fun of slackmappers in the moving pictures with "slack-face"! The hardest part is answering to your child when they ask" daddy, what's a slackmapper? "

Slackmapper by apaluq October 2, 2016

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Sacklapper

When girls lap (lick) your ball sack

Those sacklappers didn't have what I wanted

Sacklapper by DNA CBK March 23, 2017

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Slackmapper • sparkmapper

sparkmapper

A mapper who loves to make maps and do a huge spark (being famous) among the audience.

He's a sparkmapper

sparkmapper by LovelyWordFreak July 4, 2021

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SlackMaster

A SlackMaster is a person that is a professional at using the application called "slack" (which is a discord knockoff for people over the age of 40)

Gerbert Gillhberry: Yo i might be the SlackMaster not gonna lie
Normal person: fuck you

SlackMaster by slackmaster334 November 28, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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