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skypersex 

(noun) the act of performing sexual intercourse,acts, or favors using skype including, but not limited to the following: stripping, masturbating, dirty talk, licking the camera, licking anything, food sex, inserting objects into body orifices,or doing one's taxes.
Sam: Jane, would you like to have skypersex?

Jane: Yes, let me first close all the windows on my screen.

Sam: Ooh skype me you dirty bitch!
skypersex by Shulie and Bone January 2, 2008
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oli skyes 

Fucking beautiful sex god lead singer of amazing post hardcore band Bring Me the Horizon that has inspired thousands of teenagers
"Ohmygosh Oli Skyes is my hero!"
oli skyes by Juno Simmons June 28, 2013
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skybersex 

the act of having sex over skype
This whore wanted to have skybersex last night.
skybersex by Bradley Lucas November 15, 2009

SkyperSex 

Having cyber sex via the Skype(tm) program, particularly when a web cam is involved.
Tito and I were really into our SkyperSex last night... it woke up my parents"
SkyperSex by Loki's Mom February 12, 2008

Gale Sayers 

Nickname for a 40 oz.

Named after the Kansas Comet, and hall of famer Gale Sayers, who wore the number 40.
Slammin Gale Sayers and b-riding, thats what's up
Gale Sayers by RICKGOODWIN January 7, 2010

Skypersex 

Cyber sex over Skype or other VoIP services.
"Oh harder bab... Oh damn it my microphone is acting up, I gotta refresh Skype to keep up this hot Skypersex."

Skersploosh 

The act of shaking up ones beer, and then opening it in a friends face. Resulting in said friend being covered in liquid. Best done at party's
Tony: Hahahaha! I just skersploosh'ed Kevin

Fred: nice man
Skersploosh by crazy dude man guy September 5, 2011