a game played during bath time which involves skidding up and down the bath just as the water has ran out, mimicking the movements of a penguin. Opptionally accompanied by the song "Skiddy Wids In the Morning" sang to the tune of the popular Hymn "Praise him in the morning"

Cant wait to play skiddy wids tonight!

Skiddy Wids by reNewt March 18, 2009

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skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

skiddy ploonk by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

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Skiddy Boxers

When you come to last pair of boxers in your drawer, and there white. They seem to have a shit stain on them.

My boxers have skids on them
Mum, please wash my boxers, they have skids
Boys, cant come out today got skiddy boxers

Skiddy Boxers by kswizzzz August 27, 2019

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Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.

Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.

Skiddy Cock by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

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