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SKETCHIES 

A CRACK HOE THAT WALKS UP AND DOWN THE STREET IN SPANDEX TURNING TRICKS FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO. sHE ALSO LOOKS LIKE SHE HASN'T EATEN ENOUGH IN YEARS AND THE SPANDEX IS LOOSE.
OH GOD THE SKETCHIES ARE OUT AGAIN, I SAW HER GO INTO OLD DUDES HOUSE.PUT A BRA ON.
SKETCHIES by IPSEY August 24, 2008

sketchless 

chill; no cops...
shit son! don't do deals here, lets go to sketchless.
sketchless by Anne June 6, 2003

sketchies 

When someone is drinking whiskey out of a hip flask. This person may or may not have to be drunk. Usually used by another person who is also drunk and/or is really weird with too much energy.
Person A: <Takes out a flask of 100-proof whiskey and sips on it>

Person B: Is that whiskey?

Person A: Uh...Yeah...Do you want some?

Person B: OMGNOWAYTHATSSOSKETCHIESSTRAIGHTEDGELIFEFOR
LIFELOLHAHAHAAREYOUDRUNKYOUARESODRUNKRIGHTNOWLMAO
sketchies by iltimonster July 9, 2011

stenchiness 

Ones potential ability to stink like a turd farm.
Her stenchiness is amazing.

Get a load of his stenchiness.

Her stenchiness made me want to vomit.
stenchiness by Renada November 24, 2007

sketchenese 

The language of sketchy people I cannot believe I was around her for three days and she spoke fluent’sketchenese.
sketchenese by anonymous March 2, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026