skater kid

a person who skateboards. often seen wearing tight skinny jeans and etnies or other skate shoes. also, nowadays, the dudes that get all the poon.

girl one: check out that hott skater kid.
girl two: omg! he's wearing tight jeans and etnies!
girl one: let's give him poon!

skater kid by skater kid October 30, 2008

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K0ol sk8ter kid

A kid on instagram also known as @deadmemes4deadpeople

Wow he's such a k0ol sk8ter kid

K0ol sk8ter kid by K0ol sk8ter kid September 30, 2017

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skate-kids

Are these little kids that ride skateboards and they wear like flower trousers or whatever, flannel and they're just into loud, fast music.

taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)

"why don't you guys explain your music?"

"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."

skate-kids by GGD kid June 27, 2016

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drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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