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A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by adam August 25, 2008
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
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A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by Horseman Dan June 14, 2008
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An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.

*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.

- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"

"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
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