The franchise of theme parks that features a stupid old, bald dancing freak who dances to music that is sixty years ahead of what his generation would listen to. I hate him.

Six Flags was awesome and their commercials were even good until they got that moronic old bald guy in his stupid bowtie to dance to bad music.

Six Flags by Suck My Dick November 18, 2004

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A cheap and legal alternative to an abortion clinic. Ride the Texas Giant 6 times in a row or until she pukes. Then leave her while you go ride other rides and molest Wonder Woman.

"Man this bia was telling me her period was late, so I took her to Six Flags. It was a nice little Sunday."

Six Flags by eRoc-of-AAA December 23, 2008

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Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.

The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.

"ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"

six flags by disturbed white chick October 31, 2009

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ny trash meets the higher class Philadelphians. high price food immigrants...

I waited inline to ride Superman Ultimate Flight for 2 god damn hours at Six Flags, there I saw some really trash people

Six Flags by asimon August 20, 2003

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n. A meaningless chain of filthy cloned amusement parks spread throughout the world. Offered at the generic parks are generic rides repeatedly named after DC comic heroes and Looney Tune cartoon characters.

I went to a lame Six Flags park today and rode the same lame rides available at almost every other lame Six Flags park.

Six Flags by Etrain April 27, 2004

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