SISMA

Self Induced Social Media Autism.
Basically the case of everyone nowadays.

Wtf is Based Dark Sigma Grindset? I just saw a 26yo man comment that on a meme.

It's just SISMA. Ignore it.

And this chick on TikTok is making unfunny skits about hyperfixating on potatoes or whatever...

SISMA. They all have SISMA. It's social media brain rot.

This generation is doomed.

Yes.

by Rejectedbyaliens January 19, 2023

sisma

the combonation of the petname sis and ma, commonly used in fashion photo ruview when raja addresses fellow queen aja.

“sisma u were sickening”
“omg thanks ma! work the haus down boots!”

by b1j0u April 22, 2019

sisma soy

sisma souy is a sisama soy when it.

sisma sisma soy, sisma soy sisma soy, sisama yeah yeah yeah yeah rimace shakce

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 20, 2025

Sigma Hater

One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.

Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!

by Big Diggity January 6, 2015

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

Sima

Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.

Sima is the type of friend i want.

by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

sigma male

A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.

Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.

John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.

by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022