mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 30, 2022

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 31, 2023

Barrito simp

Will wear any sweater you give them, does anything to impress or get you to like them.

Bro she looks like a barrito simp

by Loops6 March 11, 2022

is om a simp for angelina

Yes he is, he is a big ass simp for angelina.

Is om a simp for angelina

by Wqlvez November 11, 2021

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023