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Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
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Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes
by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020
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An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!
by moush April 27, 2020
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a simp is a person (usually a male) who has a crush on someone else. sometimes if used incorrectly someone would be called a simp if they do anything, even talk to a member of the preferred sex.
dave: “i like laura.”
sam: “you’re a simp!”
by plugs:( November 11, 2020
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pearson that subbed tier 3 to pokimane
guy1:i have subbed to pokimane with a tier 3
guy2:SIMP!!!!!!!
by leilinho10 May 18, 2020
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