The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet
Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.
by June 2, 2023
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A Filoni Simp is anyone who blindly loves Dave Filoni, believes everything he says or does without question, and is triggered by any kind of evidence that shows he destroyed Star Wars continuity both before and after Disney purchased the franchise.
This Filoni Simp was in my comment section bitching that I was too harsh for calling "The Clone Wars", Star Wars for people with room temperature IQs.
by The Sentinel777 August 28, 2023
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An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.
Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.
by The British Tea January 30, 2022
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A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.
Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.
by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021
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