simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.

Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.

by Paul Not Nice January 14, 2021

Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.

I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.

by Neegaboi May 11, 2021

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Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

by captain_moist April 27, 2020

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Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.

Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.

by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021

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Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

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