Silly Willy 

When a person licks their finger, a'la a wet willy, but instead of slipping it in your ear, goes right for your butt hole.

"Dude, why did I hear you scream so loud last night?"

"That douche nugget, Pete, gave me a silly willy."

Silly Willy by M.TOMP April 26, 2009

silly willy 

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

silly willy by Greg Bennett August 8, 2006

Silly Willy 

This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.

Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.

Silly Willy by Sean January 20, 2005

Silly Willy 

A wet willy to the eye socket.

"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"

Silly Willy by submison February 22, 2009

Silly Willy 

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.

That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.

Silly Willy by 1ob December 19, 2017

Silly Willy 

Goofy and fun loving person

Maia is a silly willy when she sings karaoke

Silly Willy by jpgmls1998 April 29, 2019

Silly Willy 

Silly Willy

The process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.

Jack totally gave Jane a Silly Willy last night.

Silly Willy by jones3jd January 4, 2010