Shryk 

To Shryk is to fart so ferociously that you rip your anus. Those who Skryk themselves usually never recover from mental or anal scarring.

John: Hey bro.

Mike: What?

John: Watch this, I'm totally gonna fart in her mouth.

Mike: Cool, lets do this.

John: HehehFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Mike: OHGODWHAT

John: SHRYK'D

Shryk by Shimbels January 15, 2011

Shrek 

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

Shrek by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Quantum Shrek 

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Quantum Shrek by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

Shrek 

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

Shrek by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017

Shrek and Chill 

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

Shrek and Chill by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016

Shrek 

the ultimate daddy

Shrek is daddy change my mind

Shrek by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018

shayka 

Originally used as an exclamation, the term shayka evolved over time into a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Occasionally used as "shayka shayka".

Ex. 1:
Guy 1: How do you feel after eating that burrito?
Guy 2: Pretty shayka if I do say so myself!!

Ex. 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen Call Me By Your Name?
Guy 2: Nope. Too much shayka.

shayka by grew_too_fast February 10, 2021