Shryk

To Shryk is to fart so ferociously that you rip your anus. Those who Skryk themselves usually never recover from mental or anal scarring.

John: Hey bro.

Mike: What?

John: Watch this, I'm totally gonna fart in her mouth.

Mike: Cool, lets do this.

John: HehehFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Mike: OHGODWHAT

John: SHRYK'D

by Shimbels January 15, 2011

Shrek

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

Shrek

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017

Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016

Shrek

the ultimate daddy

Shrek is daddy change my mind

by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018

shayka

Originally used as an exclamation, the term shayka evolved over time into a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Occasionally used as "shayka shayka".

Ex. 1:
Guy 1: How do you feel after eating that burrito?
Guy 2: Pretty shayka if I do say so myself!!

Ex. 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen Call Me By Your Name?
Guy 2: Nope. Too much shayka.

by grew_too_fast February 10, 2021