Shrimp Man

A term given to men who have a great body but an ugly face. Like a shrimp, only after you remove the head can you eat them.

His body is amazing, but unfortunately he is a shrimp man.

Shrimp Man by Milkman Mustache April 17, 2022

The Shrimp Man 

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.

The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.

The Shrimp Man by ATSW November 2, 2009

Black man's shrimp

slang word for (fried chicken wings) a favorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.

while at the bar we drunk beer and ate black man's shrimp

Black man's shrimp by Carl E. Dixon May 29, 2007

Black man's shrimp

slang for (fried chichen wings) a fravorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.

while at the bar we drank beer and ate black man's shrimp

Black man's shrimp by Carl E. Dixon May 29, 2007

Shrimp Mangler 

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

Shrimp Mangler by DrSauce October 30, 2022

mantis shrimp 

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

mantis shrimp by ryan April 16, 2004

Mantis shrimp 

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Mantis shrimp by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022