Showby Dick

verb-to brutally beat down a person with a human penis, which can be the penis of the attacker, attacked, or a spectator. This act is usually portrayed in front of a group, but only attacked by one penis at a time. If attacked by more than one dicks, it is called a chilled wurstabendessen

you better stop talking back, son, or i will showby dick you!

by Zach Gaskill November 3, 2008