the past tense of shave; the act of shaving in the past
Boss: hey i THOUGHT I TOLD YOU....!!!
Employee: hey hey don't worry, i shove this morning
by Travis Fielder November 13, 2007
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What the wife of Sen John Kerry and the prospective First Bitch said to a journalist inquiring about her remarks using the term "anti-American."
Journalist: What did you mean by the term "un-American" ?
Teresa Heinz Kerry: Shove it !
by Dana Murdock August 2, 2004
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instead of calling someone a “hoe”, you call them a “shove”. code word incase that hoe is right in front of you and u don’t want them to know;)
rebecca: “you know bri?”
sereena: “oh my GOD that girl is such a shove!!”
by idontwannabeyouanymore October 2, 2018
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Means the same thing as "sure."
Him: You didn't really slap that boy, did you?
Me: I shove did.
by CJS December 5, 2003
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the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
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cooky urban corridor game played with paper plates and a ping pong ball. world record holder Big Mao Mao M is currently suffering from sporting injuries.
Big Mao has near-fatal papercut
by h.monkey February 4, 2004
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A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.
Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
by wavyg July 17, 2014
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