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These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?
by Adroit957 May 07, 2011
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having a reason to live

good at reaching behind ovens

could easily defeat the whole swedish army
popular song:"Shortpeople got no reason, no reason to live"

Man: "that song is whack shortpeople have a way better

reason to live than those f**cking swedes"

Woman: "yeah i guess your right short people are cool"
by theclap46 July 20, 2009
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Certain people who's main attack is to jump up and bight your ankles. I'm not talking about slightly short or on the little side, I mean fucking SHORT people.

Short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.
Tall people: I'm average and dull.
Short people: I'm smart and spunky to make for my lack of a lower body. It's weird 'cause my torso's pretty normal.
by The Magnificent Mango November 03, 2011
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People you shouldnโ€™t mess while they are getting a growth spurt.
Yo you with them short people
Bet wait a few months we see who short
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by That Arab December 29, 2018
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