Shoosh Pap 

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

Shoosh Pap by mybanana May 24, 2013

Shoosh Pap 

1. To shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way.

2. To shoosh someone's pap

3. To pap someone's shoosh

Dave: I am going to shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way tomorrow morning.
John: Well I am going to shoosh your pap!
Dave: Well, that's going to be a hard shoosh pap then.

Shoosh Pap by Loltusci March 10, 2013

Shoosh Pap 

The act of Shooshing a Pap, or subsequently papping a shoosh.

My dog pooped on the floor so I rolled up a newspaper and gave him a good shoosh pap.

Get down here right now, or I'll shoosh your pap!

Shoosh Pap by Shooshpapper December 1, 2011

shooshpap 

The practice of calming an enraged and/or depressed friend by shushing them while lightly stroking their face. This is not mere action, as the friend must try to place their positive emotions into the shooshpap and communicate it to them.

Whenever George gets mad, I shooshpap him until he calms his tits.

shooshpap by Derarc October 20, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019