Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

shoe face

one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.

There is a shoe face in every biology class. And she wears funny pants.

by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005

shoe face

a person who is so ugly they can only be compared to a shoe

"Man, that girls got a hot body, but uuggh, what a shoe face!"

by Toronto Socialites July 28, 2008

Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.

Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!

by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018

shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.

1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.

by Weeedy April 22, 2007

shoeface

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner

Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.

by dogman22 February 27, 2009

Shoeface Kid

A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.

"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."

Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.

by Zibraltar January 23, 2009