Shoe faced

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The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

Shoe faced by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

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shoe face

one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.

There is a shoe face in every biology class. And she wears funny pants.

shoe face by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005

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Shoe faced • shoe face • Shoeface Kid • Shot-faced • shoe laced • Shoelace Drift • Shoe Horn • Shoe laces • shoe whore • shoe bee

shoe face

a person who is so ugly they can only be compared to a shoe

"Man, that girls got a hot body, but uuggh, what a shoe face!"

shoe face by Toronto Socialites July 28, 2008

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Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.

Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!

Shoe Face by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018

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shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.

1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.

shoeface by Weeedy April 22, 2007

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shoeface

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner

Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.

shoeface by dogman22 February 27, 2009

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Shoeface Kid

A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.

"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."

Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.

Shoeface Kid by Zibraltar January 23, 2009

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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