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When a girl says she is 18 but she is not and you go to jail
You just got shnizled
Shnizle by Jacksman January 24, 2019
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Shnizle Wagner 

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
Tyler- Yo this girl from beach and i met at the water park and hung out and ended up going to her house at the crack of don while her whole family is in the living room watching tv in the other room while u and this hot ass chick are going to her room and yall just fucking outragesly causing the room to shake meanwhile after u have dinner with that bitches family while u give her a kiss goodbye and move to mexico and never speak to that hoe again.

Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
Shnizle Wagner by nickyperms June 11, 2022

da shnizle 

a cool ass dude and a good person in general. one of the closest homies.
da shnizle by vincent g perkees January 6, 2023
Definitely. From snoopified "for sure". Often used in preceding "my nizzle" as in "for sure, brother".
Q: "Wanna hit dis?"
A: "Fo shizle, my nizzle. Light it up!"
fo shizle by Anonymous April 2, 2003

shnizzles 

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it
the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles
shnizzles by 615cracker January 14, 2010

Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.
Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.
Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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