Shmämuel

A guy that's named samuel and is drunk and stoned for already two days

"Dude, Sammy you're such a Shmämuel today."

by Kieselor the Destroyer September 13, 2021

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

by Shmammel September 14, 2021

Shamuel

A person who's dad cannot spell and miss spelled Samuel.
Typically a fast speaker with a massive tongue can be seen as a human version of a dog due to the previously mentioned tongue.
Shamuel typically like to play football but are bad at it.

Person A: That guy just licked his own fucking nose WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Person B: Must be a Shamuel!

by Troll guy November 3, 2016