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shloopsing 

Shloopsing, shloops, shloopsed

(1) - (verb) The act of a vacuum cleaner in picking up dirt

(2) - the sound / feeling or strength of a vacuum cleaner's suction

(3) - (past-tense verb) The act of devouring one's food (usually noodles or soup) so fast as to create the impression that it has been vacuumed into one's digestive tract. Eg.
(1) "The vacuum cleaner is no longer shloopsing the way it did when it was new."
"The vaccuum won't shloops these crumbs, they're too big".
"Well, what do you know? It shloopsed it!"
(2) "I can only sleep to the sound of a vacuum schloops".
(3) "She was shloopsing her food so fast that some surely went up her nose."
shloopsing by Wraith :) November 10, 2020
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Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.
shtooping by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007

Shmooping 

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar
Shmooping by Dudes23 May 3, 2018
I was bored and started shooping some pictures
Shooping by Xilient August 10, 2009

Slooping 

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)
Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.
Slooping by Adizzal January 15, 2009

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day
Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008