shlegal 

a BWB type of twat waffle. HE has no idea how to shake his money maker only when yates licks his dick!

dayum Shlegal can't dance unless he drops his pants.

shlegal by yo tits mamma dick January 17, 2007

shegaloh 

Shegaloh. Is a transgender or crossdresser who is a prostitute. A term used to describe flamboyant transgenders who frequent karaoke bar scenes and are actually quite talented as a performer in that respect but is prone to being a diva type with unreasonable expectations and a false sense of entitlement due to having a good singing voice. Believed to have been used first by young children making fun of a singing trans prostitute. Instead of an opera singer singing ‘Vee garo veegaro! “ it would be ‘shee golo shee golo” derives from the words gigolo and she. Which once was an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp but is now normalized. The “h” at end is used as a added surprise added to word like “ oh ..i didnt know she was a he”

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

When I saw Kenny backstage with that shegaloh during the karaoke event , it confirmed to me not only does he like hairy woman but he also likes shims who were once hairy but shaved smooth. Thats the last time I agree to a 3some with his girlfriend. Now that its known he plays with shegalohs. Maybe that shegaloh will share some shaving techniques cause Kenny’s girlfriend was hairy like a wolf! Uh oh… was she a trans too? What have I possibly done? What a world we live in when one can’t even be sure of what sex a person is anymore. Little did I know, my therapist i was talking to about all this was in fact that same shegaloh at the bar with Kenny. And was a crossdresser on weekends and married with wife and kids. Ironic it is since my therapist is the one who needs therapy. And its situations like this that make normal people feel like they need to seek therapy. Needless to say, I dont go to therapy or karaoke bars anymore . But oddly like my woman with a bush now..

shegaloh by LuvH8Luv November 16, 2022

shmegally 

everything and anything.

(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"

"oh ya know, just shmegallying"

(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"

"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"

(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"

shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011

shegal 

Shegal is one of the sweetest and kindest person you'll ever know. He is quirky, fun and loves making people laugh. Shegal is usually extremely nice and kind to everyone, but if you get on his bad side, you will never regret anything more. He thinks that he is never good enough for anyone, but he can never be replaced. Ever. His best friends love him extremely too much but he just need constant assurance that his best friend will be with him, and she is ready to give her life for him, because he deserves better than the bestest of the best.

He honestly acts dumb and illiterate sometimes, and his favorite number is 333. He loves dogs more than anything but is secretly afraid of animals.

Shegal has a huge heart and if someone hurts him, they will get killed by Sara.

Parvathy : Do you know Shegal?
Sara : He is my bestest friend bitch stay away from him if you don't wanna get KILLED.

shegal by ILoveYou2999 June 3, 2019

shmegal 

being ugly or too be in an ugly mood

her face is so shmegal

shmegal by bic boi August 17, 2010

schlegal

a whiny skinny punk who's balls have yet to drop. one who lacks hair on his or her legs.

o my god, that kid over there is a sissy, he looks like a schlegal

schlegal by fannyman2k6 October 12, 2005

Shmegalodon 

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

Shmegalodon by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020