1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.
2. An extremely hungover individual.
2. An extremely hungover individual.
1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."
2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."
2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."
by shittykittyallday January 19, 2010
A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.
Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
by AeroGirl198457 June 14, 2010
When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.
"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
by Matmantha September 4, 2014
This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh shit.
This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"
by timmyboi December 9, 2006
"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"
"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."
"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."
by Millard Killmore August 17, 2008
The sexual act of jamming a dry unit into back door fun store, causing a cat with its tale stepped on yowl, then upon completion using the generated slurry to paint cute cat whiskers on recipient, a derivative of the time tested dirty sanchez
by Gingerly ginger January 18, 2022
When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse
by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022