shittrap

when you are halfway through taking a shit and then look around and realize that there is no toilet paper

i was at the prom when i was last shittrapped

by Oof 100000000 May 30, 2019

Shitrapnel

The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.

Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!

by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008

shitcrap

A word that unintentionally occurs when someone accidentally says "shit" and tries to cover it up with the less vulgar word "crap".

Shitcrap, I can't find my wallet!

by Sir Nobody of Nowhere January 10, 2008

shittaping

to video tape anyone who is "the shit".

I was totally shittaping Mr. Wiggles in France!

by toothoreo December 14, 2010

Shittapuss

Derived from the action wiping ones anus from back to front....also known as scraping ones excrements from anus to the vaginal canal!

Cody : what happened to that chick you had with you?
Alex : after the stain on my couch and the smell i can't get off my finger i needed a break. We're going out later though..
Cody : sounds like a real shittapuss!

by Paul trembley April 23, 2019

couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 2, 2010

shittrain

A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it.

Oh, the shittrain is so late!

by cazort September 15, 2003