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Shits Bitch 

Phrase referring to something that is stupid, dumb, useless, lame, etc.
Example 1
Guy 1) Hey dude lets go play Dungeon and Dragons.
Guy 2) Fuck that, Shits Bitch!

Example 2
Guy 1) I have to go buy new tires.
Guy 1) SHITS BITCH!

Example 3
Guy 1) I have to go to jury duty, SHITS BITCH!

Example 4
Guy 1) I have herpes, SHITS FUCKING BITCH!
Shits Bitch by Go0o0o0CH June 10, 2011
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Girl Who Poops Or A Bitch That Shits

u can either be a basic bitch or a dolled up ayesha erotica typa girl
"Should I add Leg warmers to this, is it too extra?"

"You can either be a girl who poops or a bitch that shits, wear them!"

Get that shit bitch 

to cheer some one on in a way as if there doing a good job at what ever they happen to be doing , to motavte someone to continue what ever they are doing say if there danceing,fighting,getting a number from a girl/boy.

this pharse is used in southern cali very often
look at Monica over there danceing with that boy she turnt up "Get that shit bitch"

is that Tiffany over there pulling that boy number? oooh shit "Get that shit bitch"

shit bitch 

A new word now used to just simply say "Aw shit"
Kid1: yo what happened with yo test?
Kid2: i failed it man!
Kid1: How bad u failed it
Kid2: Shit bitch i got a 40
shit bitch by bpu June 19, 2007

Shit Bitch'd 

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.
During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.
Shit Bitch'd by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

Shit Bitch 

When being a bitch isn't harsh enough Shit Bitch is the answer.
Shit Bitch by TylerNight November 28, 2010

damn fuck shit bitch

This is something you say when you are really mad at something or someone
Person1: "If you dont bring the money back buy 5 o clock then im going to fucking rip your dick off"

Person2: "DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH!"
damn fuck shit bitch by M3guy January 20, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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