Shit and shuffle

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.