When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!
by Jevs92 May 9, 2010
Get the Shit Matemug. A friend that bails on plans.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011
Get the Shit Matemug. by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009
Get the shit matemug. A phrase commonly used by an inebriated individual when their equally drunk friends pin their arm behind their back.
Shaun: I've pinned your arm behind your back.
Jason: Ah shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate.
Jason: Ah shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate.
by Mein Name ist Ason August 29, 2012
Get the Ah shit matemug. when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019
Get the shit mate i just shartedmug. by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
Get the This boy doesn't know shit about football matemug.